Sunday, July 26, 2009

DoggieLoverDoll

.
Pet South America fair
Sao Paulo ; BRAZIL
.
.
A new sex doll for dogs presented at the Pet South America fair.
The doll's body, which comes in three sizes, includes a tube of K-9 lubricant
.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Solar Eclipse 2009 - Asia

.
Solar eclipse seen in China's Chongqing
July 22, 2009 ; 9:16am
.
People said it bring BAD Luck !
i take it ...coz
.
7 days before ..... myvi rear windscreen broken
2 days before ..... bought wrong Airasia ticket - lost RM100
on the day .... G08 bulb blinking - need replacement
and coming .......
.

Virginity Certificate

.

South Africa
.


They came from all corners of the townships, dressed in colourful traditional Zulu regalia. They were confident and determined to undergo virginity testing, a controversial traditional ceremony of Zulu culture. The tests were conducted by the elderly women of the neighbourhood, known as Isigqi seSintu ,they hope will drastically reduce high levels of sexually-transmitted diseases and unwanted pregnancies. The girls ranged in age from as young as six years to those in their mid-20s. Rape is rife in this sprawling township of kwaPata. The mother of every girl tested pays R5 ( RM2.20 ). Every girl who obtains a certificate promises the testers that she will not sleep with a boy until marriage. If she breaks the promise, the group demands a cow to cleanse her and the girls who graduated with her. The girls are issued with certificates which read as follows:

..
"This is to certify that X has been tested and is a virgin. The nation is proud of you and it hopes that the more people who do this, the more we can bring down the levels of STDs, Aids and unwanted pregnancies."
.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

USD$23,148,855,308,184,500

.
Manchester, New Hampshire
.
A man who was charged more than 23 quadrillion dollars on his credit card for a packet of cigarettes. Josh Muszynski checked his account a few hours after making the purchase at a Mobil petrol station and saw the incredible 17-digit number. He had been charged a total of $23,148,855,308,184,500 -twenty-three quadrillion, one hundred forty-eight trillion, eight hundred fifty-five billion, three hundred eight million, one hundred eighty-four thousand, five hundred dollars

He said he spent two hours on the phone with Bank of America trying to sort out the string of numbers and the overdraft charge. The bank corrected the error the next day.

Visa has since released a statement saying : A temporary programming error at Visa Debit Processing Services, caused some transactions to be inaccurately posted to a small number of Visa prepaid accounts.
.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Stupid Dump-Dump

.
Finally repaired at Peak Lik Wong Motor - Buntong
17 July 2009 . .
.

stupid dump-dump-ster
.
.
.



1 year 7 months old
.
16 July 2009 ; 4.30pm
Lorong Belakang Wisma Kinta
crashed into Dumpster when reversing
RM 340 vanished
.
.. .

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Hotelicopter

..
This giant flying hotel will perform its inaugural flight from
John F. Kennedy International Airport on June 26, 2009
.
Hotelicopter - constructed according to the model of the Soviet Mi V-12, which was the largest helicopter ever built. The aircraft's Maximum Takeoff Weight of 105,850 kg. Each rotor had a diameter of 35 meters..
.
The Hotelicopter - transformed into a flying 5-star hotel equipped with 4 stores and 18 rooms ; each soundproofed room featuring queen-sized bed, fine linens, a mini-bar, coffee machine, wireless internet access, and a long list of luxurious appointments one would probably not expect from such a machine
.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

biRThDaY cAke

.
.make a wish & suck ......
.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Hurt

.
Saturday 10th July 2009 ; 8.30pm
.

by... durian thorns
.